so ive finally aquired my self a guitar of good quality an amp, and amibition. me an clemantine (the guitar) have set about rockin. workin on a few songs i wouldnt mind eventually making their way onto ng, but ill have to get some recording done first. ive moved away from playin metal cuz alas im not that good yet and steped into the world of rock and roll, imean i do wear a gray top hat all the time so it kinda fits. well im on the road to actually gettin shit done and i htot id pdate this shit since my last few poasts were weak at best. PEACE.

oh yeah by the way, any one know were i can score some decent recording equipmemt? ;]

yeah well been a way from ng for awhile cuz i haznt had time, but still a monser fan. and im a bi stoned whilewriting tis so its a bit sketchy. lol pickle ball! g2g gott watc mythbusterz lolkeep it resl

well my birthday is finally and officially over it ende with me unloading a total of 50 rounds of 9mm, .45cal, and .38 ammo at the wild west gunange in west ed mall. fucking awsome ill b back there soon my over all acuacy asnt bad ut it wasnt real great either. oh yeah i also got a kookie monster hat wich is fuckin krazy, well last post for tooday period end.

well i landed me a summer job at my mummykinz workplace, one cowan graphics. now my job entails removing 10 year old graphics of the side of a 22 foot semi trailer, i use a heat gun witch heats up to about 360 degrees. ive managed to burn myself four times. but at least im geting paid eh? so waing up at 5 in the morning isnt ALL that bad but at the end of the 8 hour day im fuckin pooped, no time for ng, sos i havnt been on in awhile.... oh yeah and today is my birthday cuz i thought you all shood know that, so far ive gotten a double barrel shotgun, a pistol and a tshirt. still no cake.....

so i went to the ex last night (thats edmontons big summer rides party thing) and had a good time with the rides the scandily clad women and the tasty liver busting food. all in all it was a good night. plus i got a chuck lidel hat froma UFC booth! that made me wicked happy and i am now going to live in it. i also made happy time sweet talkingz with my lady frend darcie. she lives in saskatchewan but i can still use mah silver tounge to please her (teeeheee) through the dreaded facebook! it was a pretty good week what with my partaying at zachs, seeing the new transformer and harrypotter movies and getting some seriously kick ass GI JOE 's. oh yeah and zachs mom gave me like 5 new pairs of jeans that didnt fit him any more. PAMALA ANDERASON!!!!

like jeeesuz, i have all these brutal song ideas and shit, plus id love to help people on ng with vocals and what not but i cant do anything withem cuz i dont have recording equipment.now its not like im super amazing at singing or anything its just that im better than most. im trying to whip up a real band here in stony plain (thats a middle of no where town in canada) but theres not many here willing to do what it takes in the name of metal. but any ways if any one has some equipment theyd like to swell or givee me =] then contact me at cptlavander@gmail.com or pm me ans we can discuss price and what not.DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTER

normally id have showerd by now but since im at my buddy zachz crib for like a week i dont give a shit. so far weve just done jack shit, but we still have a few dayz left to party, one good thing is that hes internets is the pwnige! and his computer is freaken sweet. and since this isnt mine computor i cant post a freakin awsome demotivation poster. so in place of it i will give great advice, dont fuck a goat.trust me.

its still promotion. sadly im cheap and lazy, meaning im not gonna be setting up my own site any time soon. but i can still get started, now you all know the evil facebook yes? well search up one kris hawker d'amur and check out boxes on my profile, there you shall find horror genius. ive been writing a few short horror stroyz that are in first person, and they are described as (qoute) "scarry as shit!!" so get off yer ass and check it out my friends, for all your scary needs, check me out. plus ya gotta any worth while ideas contact me on fb or ng i dont really even bother with email. HOLY SHIT ANOTHER DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTER!!!

seriously, my family is just plain fucked, like heres a list of all the imediate members; mom-pot smokin martial artist, dad-horndog drunk, stepdad-pot smokin butfuckin carzy dude, brother- gamer junkie with no life, me- greasy metal head with anger isues, sister- mentaly retarded fatass, and my fat ass dog. my un imediate family is even weirder, as in all my uncles are crazy, uncle bill thinks hes british, uncle bobs just plain fucked, and uncle steve jumps down mountains, my grampa is a holier thatn thou ex mountie(thats a cop for all you americans) my undead grama thinks im 6, and my step grama is filthy rich, and my 'new grama' is tryin to be perfect and failing horribley, so in short, im movin the fuck out as soonas i can and not lookin back, for all yall people who beleive YOUR life sucks, deal with all that shit on top of being expelled, girlfreinds rents hate mah guts and being dirt poor with no luck geting a job. just thought ng should here about my life sumore, once againa demotivational poster from my endless supply;

*yawn* i just woke up like an hour ago, so its like 3 o'clock, so iz greasy unshowerd smelly and in the groove to talk aboot music. im using a series of points to get this shit across;
Point 1. the jonas brothers are queer and suck period, for those of you who think that im just saying that, fuck you ive listened to a whole album to get the jist, i think i have brain damage. they suck and any one who listnes to it is kinda an asshole...
Point 2. i obviously im a harcore metal head, i love metal of all kinds(deth, screamo, heavy, classic viking etc.) but i like other kinds of music, i.e. frank zappa, ACDC, zz top, 50 cent (i know i know) and some rave and techno that i have no idea what its called... any way ive experimented with many kinds of music and i prefer metal but there is good stuff out there, even miley sires has a good song or too, point is that every one like something and its all good, exept the jonas brothers
Point 3. i dont know about you but my parents are ass holes, they beleive that their music their sense of humour is the only kind thats good, so they constantly make dumbfuck comments every time they hear a deth or screamo song, that sucks, like sure a few 70z and 80z bands are decent but get with the times bitch yer makin me want to hit you with a lamp!!
Point 4. oldskool rock, it isnt worth head bangin to or throwin up the horns for(in my opinion) but it is none the less the start of metal and the foundation for good music, but serously, if your in a band from the 70z 80z era, dude, your old stop tryin to make music, your gonna brake shit
Point 5. (last one) concerts, beutiful, the thing every one want to go to, but sadly itll cost you an arm and a leg just to see em, and honestly, that ticket master shit is makin me mad, i am middle slightly lower class and the nly people able to go are people willing to pawn half their shit, or rich muther fuckers, and if i had my way i d make a new system, out side concerts, so more people, lower the costs to about 50 60 bucks so shit loads of people can make it and have more concerts!!
aight you dont like my veiw, i dont care just dont spam me, if ya like it but think it needs somthin leave ur comment, im going to have a shower now...here a dp